I am whatever I am, whenever I am it.

July 28, 2014
hkirkh:

godotal:

Chemical Burn!

Damnmmm thats caustic…

hkirkh:

godotal:

Chemical Burn!

Damnmmm thats caustic…

July 28, 2014
hkirkh:

Didn’t expect my fortune cookie to be so insightful.

hkirkh:

Didn’t expect my fortune cookie to be so insightful.

July 28, 2014
ruinedchildhood:

 This changes everything.

ruinedchildhood:

 This changes everything.

July 28, 2014
adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

July 28, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

July 28, 2014
July 28, 2014

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away…

Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

David Wong (via thatlitsite)
July 28, 2014
transyoite:

hkirkh:

This is not a cat. This is not a ferret. This is a stoat.

no it’s a tube sock

transyoite:

hkirkh:

This is not a cat. This is not a ferret. This is a stoat.

no it’s a tube sock

July 28, 2014
July 28, 2014

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

(Source: lilmiss-fallen-pancake)